“If Canadian sportswriting were a team, Gare Joyce would be the goalie. He sees the game differently, unlike all the other key players in the game. He reads the play differently, understands the angles, the individual skills, the flaws, and the emotional wrench of losing and winning. Nothing gets past him. He’s unique. He’s brilliant. He’s Gare Joyce, sportswriter supreme.” — Roy MacGregor, columnist for The Globe and Mail and bestselling author of The Home Team

“Gare Joyce is my favourite. I marvel at his skill. I love his new memoir — devoured it in one sitting.” — Donal Logue, actor, Gotham and The Tao of Steve

“More than anything, Gare Joyce is so much fun to read. Here is a masterwork that describes in hilarious detail his life in reading and writing — how he became a scribe, how he worshipped the press-box legends, and as you will soon see, how he became a master of an endangered if not dying art.” — Peter Golenbock, author of The Bronx Zoo, Bums, and Baseball Heaven

“Gare Joyce may have created a new genre with his sportswriting memoir, Portrait of a Hockey Scribe: a cautionary tour de force. Thirty-nine of its 40 chapter titles begin with the word “Don’t.” The other begins with “Never.” There are dozens of lamp-lighting moments of unflinching, hip-checked prose. Here’s one: As soon as legendary Maple Leaf Bob Pulford drew a deep breath, his face turned crimson. If he had played for the Montreal Canadiens, it would have looked like he had pulled his sweater over his face, like Bazooka Joe. Don’t miss the chance to devour this book. And by don’t, I mean never.” — Bill Scheft, author, former sportswriter, former winger for David Letterman

“Told with Gare Joyce’s signature style, this hilarious and self-deprecating memoir goes behind the curtain of the sports world and is as entertaining as it is informative and revealing. A fantastic work of literature.” — Jason Priestley, actor and director

“Gare Joyce’s Portrait of a Hockey Scribe is a rollicking ride through the misadventures of one of Canada’s greatest sportswriters. With a unique talent for seeing the story beyond the obvious, Joyce turns his lens to the often self-important world of chronicling self-important games. As always, Joyce wields a deft touch for wit and irony, often turning those gifts on himself. But this is much more than a collection of entertaining tales from an illustrious scribe. It is the story of the mythologies we chase and the truths discovered in the balance of that restless pursuit.” — Dan Robson, The Athletic