Halfway There

By (author): Norm Foster

There’s no such thing as a secret in Stewiacke. Not when the gossips meet for coffee every day at the local diner. Vi, Rita, Mary Ellen, and Janine are all as close as can be, and they know everybody’s business. But when Sean, a heartbroken doctor, moves in to take a temporary job at the clinic, he tips the Maritime town that’s famous for being halfway between the North Pole and the equator off its axis.

While Sean decides to pursue Janine, it only brings her closer together with her friends, who each have their own messy love lives. Vi just turned down her boyfriend’s proposal, Mary Ellen is tired of doing everything for her husband and sons, Rita just wants to find a date, and Janine already lives with a man she loves a “little bit.” Can everyone find what they’re looking for in Stewiacke? And what happens when someone finds out a secret that managed to be kept hidden?

This feel-good comedy from the most-produced playwright in Canada will envelop you in a familiar warm hug that shares the relief of finding your people.


Norm Foster

Norm Foster has written sixty plays and has been produced all over the world from Newfoundland to Australia. His most popular plays include The Melville Boys, The Ladies Foursome, Hilda’s Yard, and On A First Name Basis. He has been given the Los Angeles Drama-Logue Award for The Melville Boys, and The Motor Trade won the best new play award at the Hollywood NAACP Awards in 2012. He was made an Officer of the Order of Canada in 2017.


“[Norm Foster is] an extraordinary observer on the way that people communicate with each other. He is a master at writing about human relationships.”

“Loaded with his typically witty dialogue.”


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Rita: So what brings you to Stewiacke, Sean? Is there a slacks convention in town?

Sean: I’m going to be working at the Medical Clinic. I’m taking over for Doctor Caldwell for a month.

Rita: You’re a doctor?

Sean: I am.

Rita: Well. And me about due for my annual physical. How fortuitous.

Mary Ellen: Yes, I think I might be coming down with something.

Vi: I’m feeling a little feverish myself, girls. Whoo! Is it hot in here or is it him?

Rita: So, you’re taking over for Pooch Caldwell?

Sean: Pooch?

Rita: Yeah, Pooch. We’ve called him that for years.

Sean: Do I want to know why you call him that?

Rita: Well, it’s no big secret. A while back we had a pharmacist here named Virginia Wilmot. Sometimes she’d go out for lunch and not come back for two or three hours. She’d just disappear. So one day the druggist asked her where she’d been and she said nowhere. She was just screwin’ the pooch. Turns out it was Doctor Caldwell.

Vi: That wasn’t the biggest revelation though.

Sean: No?

Vi: No. It was the fact that it took two or three hours.

Rita: We all thought a little better of Pooch after that.

Sean: Are you sure there’s a waitress working here?

Vi: Yeah, she’s here. Give her time. She’s experiencing a heavier period than usual this month.

Mary Ellen: I don’t know if Janine would want you telling Sean that, Vi.

Vi: Why not? He’s a doctor.

Mary Ellen: I know, but maybe Sean doesn’t want to hear about her heavier period. He just landed in town. He’s looking for a sandwich and a beverage. Maybe it’s too soon to talk about menstruation.

Vi: Is it too soon to talk about menstruation, Sean? Because if it is, I’ll shut the hell up.

Sean: Not at all. Talk about whatever you like.

Rita: Where do you stand on circumcision?

Mary Ellen: Rita!

Rita: He said talk about whatever you like.

Sean: Maybe I should find another restaurant.

Vi: Oh nonsense. Stay right where you are. Here, let me start you off with a coffee.

(Vi goes behind the counter and gets the coffee pot and pours a coffee for Sean.)

Sean: No, I’m in kind of a hurry, so..

Vi: Oh nobody’s in a hurry here.

Sean: No?

Mary Ellen: We can’t be. Every time you go out you see somebody you know and you wind up talking to them for half an hour. Nobody gets anywhere in a hurry here.

Rita: Oh, that reminds me. I saw Penny Steeves on the way to work this morning.

Mary Ellen: Really? I haven’t seen Penny in weeks.

Rita: She’s been over in Elderbank looking after her father.

Mary Ellen: Ted?

Rita: Yeah.

Mary Ellen: What’s wrong with Ted?

Rita: He’s got the gout. Can barely get around.

Vi: It’s the whiskey that causes it. Isn’t that right, Sean?

Sean: That can be one of the causes, yes.

Vi: Well, that’s what it is with Ted. That man drinks like a winded goat.

Mary Ellen: Drinks likes he’s trying to forget two wives.

Sean: That much, huh?

Mary Ellen: Oh that much and more.

Rita: So, yay or nay Sean? On the circumcision question.

(Janine Babineau enters from the back.)

Janine: She it!! This is a bad one. It is one giant mother ffff..

(The other three women point to Sean.)

Hey, how you doin? I hope you haven’t been waiting long. I was just…out back.

Rita: It’s okay, Janine. Vi told him about your heavy flow this month.

Janine: (To Vi.) You what?

Vi: He’s a doctor. It’s fine.

Janine: You what?

Rita: He didn’t even blink, Janine. Took it right in stride.

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128 Pages
8.00in * 5.00in * .28in


April 12, 2021



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