ROBBIE, MAUREEN, SARAH and VIC are still documenting items.
VIC: Sorry. I’m not totally clear on what we’re doing.
MAUREEN: We’re waiting for Jo.
SARAH: We’ve been trying, for years, to locate some people from nearby here who. .. went missing. VIC: Like, from your presentation.
(This is a win for Sarah. )
SARAH: . ..yeah.
VIC: You think they’re still here?
MAUREEN: Yeah, we do.
SARAH and MAUREEN exchange a look.
SARAH: We just. .. have a reason.
SARAH: . .. Okay:
Like, four years ago, Josephine’s parents – they’re both psychologists, that will be relevant in a minute – they’re having this bad time, basically, in their marriage, and they move into
the house – well, where Jo lives now – and she’s eight, and she doesn’t know anyone, so she. .. starts talking to this (SARAH glances at MAUREEN) imaginary friend who lives in the playhouse at the back of the yard, and they – her mom and dad – think that it’s the hostile environment in the house, that she’s, like, acting out because of their issues.
So they send her to this other therapist friend of theirs, and then away, to live with relatives . .. for a year. But then her dad one day goes out to the playhouse, and finds these stacks of . ..bird bones. And other stuff. And so they call the police and it turns out there had been an actual homeless guy living there. In the playhouse. And when they found out that the kid – that Jo – had been talking to him, the police wanted to interview her because they thought this guy in the playhouse might have been one of the Shelton Commune people who had come back.
MAUREEN: . ..or stayed behind.
SARAH: Right. Or stayed behind when they all. .. when whatever happened to them happened.
VIC: Why did they think that’s who he was?
SARAH: We aren’t sure, exactly, but according to Jo they were suddenly really interested in finding him.
ROBBIE: Well, yeah.
VIC: And you think he’s still here?
SARAH: We didn’t know. Before now.
MAUREEN: Robbie saw him.
ROBBIE: (suddenly regretting all his life choices) I – whoa – I saw a guy, at a distance, at night who might have been this guy.
ROBBIE: On the road. Geoff and I followed him up here.
VIC: Here? Like…in here? You saw him come in here?
ROBBIE: I think so.
The room gets a few degrees chillier.
SARAH: You think so?
ROBBIE: It was dark.
VIC: Well, someone is living here.
SARAH: You didn’t actually see him come in here?
ROBBIE: OH MY GOD SARAH. We were following him from a responsible distance because we didn’t know what – like – he could have been the frigging Tully Turnpike Man –
ROBBIE: People have seen him at night, by the Tully Turnpike, by the gas station, and the story is that he just kind of hangs out there by the road, waiting for you to drive by. And when you look in your rear- view mirror you’ll see him, except he’s now in the middle of the road and he’s on all fours smiling and crawling towards you and even as you accelerate he gets faster – keeping up with your vehicle –
VIC: And then what?
VIC: He chases you down, he catches you, and then what?
ROBBIE: (Unsure) Something really bad, probably.
SARAH: It’s an urban legend Robbie.
ROBBIE: Geoff’s brother Keith said the Tulley Turnpike Man cuts out people’s eyes and tongues and keeps them in pickle jars.
VIC: Is that what we are looking for, then? Jars of tongues and eyeballs?
SARAH and MAUREEN laugh.
MAUREEN: (With sudden urgency) Oh my god!
MAUREEN: I think I found one.
She squats down and carefully picks something up.
MAUREEN: Here, quick, Robbie, CATCH!
She throws an empty can of Beef-a-Roni at him. He turns away at the last second and it bounces off his back.
ROBBIE: DON’T. MAUREEN.
He picks up another can and lobs it back at her. She ducks, and it hits the utility closet. He Picks up another empty can. SARAH intercedes.
SARAH: Okay, okay, guys, stop. You’re messing up the integrity of the site. I think it would be best to not disturb things. More.
The ‘cataloguing’ resumes.
VIC: Is the Tully. ..Man. .. Turnpike
ROBBIE: Right, the Tully Turnpike Man, is he connected to the Shelton Commune, or. ..
SARAH: No, not really, but people have kind of blended it, tenuously, that story, because it’s about something creepy happening nearby so it must have something to do with the commune, right?
There are a lot of stories and none of them are, in any way, provably true
VIC: Except Jo’s
SARAH: Well, yeah
MAUREEN: And the Lisa Trilby thing, probably.